Our Next Performer
The drunker I get,
the more I forget
the best thing around
is the feel of the ground.
It’s cool on my face.
FREEMAN’S TABLE | 18 | Curry vs. Hicken
In episode 18 of the Freeman’s Table Game Show, comedians JJ Curry and Ricky Hicken are back after a long break. How long? They joined me in Episode 2 when …
FREEMAN’S TABLE | 17 | Baldwin vs. Brooks
In episode 17 of the Freeman’s Table Game Show, comedians Mike Baldwin and Clark Brooks are back to play and talk shit. Mike is one of those people who makes …
Mexico Denies Responsibility for My Failures
Growing up in the mountains of southern Mexico, my main interests were avoiding homework, actin’ a fool, and stayin’ alive. Still actin’ a fool, failed 2nd grade, and I’m still alive — mostly. A toe will die sometimes, but then I can feel it again. Not sure what that’s about.
At around 8 years old, they catapulted me to upstate New York (maybe there was a plane involved). That’s nearly Canada, from the equator. Take that, elementary school!
Sober Tendencies
Sobriety is a mother of a drug,
sitting alone and hoping there’ll soon be someone to hug.
A kiss would be nice,
but I’ll piss on some ice for that frost-brewed taste in a mug.
Taste Relief
Oh,
times can be tough.
They can.
And times can be rough
on your hands
and knees.
That’s because times like these
rewind and repeat…
Misleading Greeting
Hello’s a good lie…
A Ridiculous Podcast History
Before I ever listened to one, I needed a podcast. After all, I’m a white male in America, and — AND — I fancy myself a “comedian”.
I was the Office Manager at a comedy club, so it only made sense to interview comedians. Some were dope fuckers like Gilbert Gottfried, Lynne Koplitz, and Jamie Kennedy. Most others were dope fuckers whose names are less known, but their acts are no less dope.
Fuckin’ Tired
The title of this post is Fuckin’ Tired because I’m well-rested and wide awake. Was that convincing? Noooooooooooooooo…….
Apologies. Passed out on the keyboard.
FREEMAN’S TABLE | 16 | Hortman vs. Miller
In episode 16 of the Freeman’s Table Game Show, comedians Rahn Hortman and Steve Miller battle for the win. I mean, there’s nothing else to battle for. No prizes, trophies, …