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Mexico Denies Responsibility for My Failures

Growing up in the mountains of southern Mexico, my main interests were avoiding homework, actin' a fool, and stayin' alive. Still actin' a fool, failed 2nd grade, and I'm still alive — mostly. A toe will die sometimes, but then I can feel it again. Not sure what that's about.   At around 8 years old,...

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