M|F Shirts

IN-STOCK

SHIPS WITHIN 2 BUSINESS DAYS
20%-40% OFF 2 or More Shirts

2-3 Shirts = 20% Off // Save $7.60 per shirt
4-5 Shirts = 30% Off // Save $11.40 per Shirt
6-8 Shirts = 40% Off // Save $15.20 per Shirt

PRE-ORDER

$6 OFF + 20%-40% OFF 2 or More Shirts

1 Shirt = $6 Off // Save $6.00
2-3 Shirts = $6 Off + 20% Off // Save $12.40 per shirt
4-5 Shirts = $6 Off + 30% Off // Save $15.60 per Shirt
6-8 Shirts = $6 Off + 40% Off // Save $18.80 per Shirt

PRE-ORDER SALE and QUANTITY DISCOUNTS end November 30, 2023

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This is how you’ll know about new shirts, more jokes, and behind-the-scenes shit I don’t put on social media.

SOME HISTORY

I’m an author, artist, performer and producer (and a recovering restaurant consultant).
I’ve developed podcasts, a YouTube game show, and performed standup comedy for over 20 years.

“After a lifetime of painting, writing, performing and producing — I’m finally good at restaurants.” — Me (crying)

“Holy fuck! I love this shirt thing. No more restaurants, food deliveries, back alley blowj… I mean, uh…” — Me (not crying)

I’ve been creatively swingin’ for the fences since I can remember, while always prioritizing professional independence.

Or maybe it’s the other way around.

To make this long story short — is not possible.
Therefore, over time, I’ll reveal all the juicy shit in the newsletter, blog posts, videos, and podcast episodes.

To stay independent, I’m selling shirts.

Instead of in-stock inventory, I have to start with pre-ordered shirts.

Thanks for supporting the, um — stuff I do.

M|F SHIRTS

After a long search, the shirts begin with the BELLA+CANVAS Unisex Crew Neck Tee.

It’s made of 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton from the US, and it’s assembled in Guatemala.
My goal is to find the best available shirts on the market because these shirts are for me!

I mean, because…

Your satisfaction is my top priority!

As of September 30, 2023, six more shirt styles are being tested.