QUICK MANAJE*
I write, draw, paint, film shit, write again, stare at the wall – then take a break to fabricate things that make menial tasks easier. (It’s usually something that gets food in my mouth quicker. Lots and lots of food.)
In the pic? Me and the late, great Gilbert Gottfried at The Mike Calta Show in spring 2019. We took this pic at 7am to send my late, great buddy Pablo at work.
Life is short. Live long. Or whatever.
* manaje | muh·nàazh: to manajalate manajalations

PRESENTING
HAPPY FLOATS
FIRST TEE COMING SOON . . .
- On a t-shirt for now (soon on hoodies, hats, underwires, and more)
- Printed into the fabric with water-based ink so you can't feel it
- No tags within a hundred miles of my gear
- I repeat, no tags, dammit
- Artwork by Mat Freeman (that's me, I'm Mat)

$1 million dollars each
NEGOTIABLE / O.B.O. / BUT NO LESS THAN $38 / IT’S $38
HAPPY HAS FRIENDS
New designs coming soon . . .
- Baby Demon
- Smily Wrath
- Other fools...