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The drunker I get
the more I forget
the best thing around
is the feel of the ground

It’s cool on my face

I enjoy it
lying next to the base of a toilet

It separates thighs
the look in my eyes
That dirty good deed
a shot and some weed

Then from below
in things that I know
I summon it up
when it’s time for the show

Of course there’s a kicker
When I turn into mush
the mind gets slicker

I know I’m wrong in the way I think
but I stand when I’m strong
and I’m strong when I drink

—  Mat Freeman  (Sometime around 2002)

Literally every bit of this is bullshit.
Felt cool at the time, though. Especially on my face.


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